New 3 NEW ASTRO G COLORS
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My Sweat Has an Octane RatingWhen you're SO hardcore, your sweat has an octane rating. Rock these black shield sunglasses w/ black gradient lenses & intimidate everyone w/ your flammable gym routine. (PSA: Please don't work out near an open flame. Extinguisher not included.)
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Speak of the DaredevilIf you speak of the daredevil, do they suddenly appear? They do! See, a regular devil just *POOF!* appears out of nowhere, but a daredevil? Makes an entrance with extreme style & 'tude. (Think crashing through a cinder block wall, paragliding into your high-rise...
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Guacamole Face MaskTurn heads in these chartreuse Astro Gs with a rose gradient lens. These no-slip, no-bounce shield sunglasses are perfect for crushing workouts, weekend adventures, or looking like a snack anytime of day.
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Lives Life in All-CapsWE'RE NOT YELLING, WE'RE LIVING LIFE IN ALL CAPS! IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24/7! WE TOLD OUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN TO POP ON THESE YELLOW ALL-CAPS ASTRO GS, & NOW SHE'S BEEN BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY FOR...
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Ready the Confetti CannonALL occasions are worthy of a confetti cannon. Runner's toe finally healed? Bring on the cannon! Struck out at the big game? Cannon. These hot pink semi-rimless shield sunglasses w/ teal reflective lenses know how to bring the confetti cannon vibes.
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Kidnapped by a CyborgSemi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S. Resistance is futile.)
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Ask Me About My Escape PlanEscape plans are a necessity of life. Bad date? "Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue! Friend needs help moving? Oops, Grandma died AGAIN. Stupid meeting? That grappling hook you got for Christmas comes in clutch. AND, these sly black Astro Gs won't slip or bounce,...
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