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Fancy a Finger Sandwich?One mustn’t refuse such an offer just as one shouldn’t refuse such bold sunglasses! Take a bite out of these limited-edition OGs perfectly plated in a green toile pattern. Don’t be shy, command the attention you deserve, one bite at a time.
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Partial to PorcelainAdorn your face with these limited-edition Pop Gs featuring a blue toile pattern, and let the court murmur at your unrivaled mastery of that bed-sheet chic look. You've got a talent for turning delicacy into drama, and we’re so here for it.
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My Teapot Spouts GossipYour teapot spews gossip, and you shall not be silenced!!! Your indelicate opinion deserves these amiable Glam Gs, carefully steeped in a pink toile pattern and rose lenses. Slip ‘em on and let your impeccable look (and impeccable manners) raise a few eyebrows.
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My Sweat Has an Octane RatingWhen you're SO hardcore, your sweat has an octane rating. Rock these black shield sunglasses w/ black gradient lenses & intimidate everyone w/ your flammable gym routine. (PSA: Please don't work out near an open flame. Extinguisher not included.)
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Human Energy DrinkAll powered by energy drinks and bad decisions, we present to you these lightweight no-slip purple sunglasses for horsepower that could make a race car look slow AF. Best part? No sugar crashes. Get pure power, style, and bravado.
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Speak of the DaredevilIf you speak of the daredevil, do they suddenly appear? They do! See, a regular devil just *POOF!* appears out of nowhere, but a daredevil? Makes an entrance with extreme style & 'tude. (Think crashing through a cinder block wall, paragliding into your high-rise...
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Lost All Sense of TimeYou may have lost track of time, but don't lose track of your style. Stylish black rectangular sunglasses that won’t slip or bounce even as time races past. Time may be fleeting, but style like this is forever. Look like you’ve got it together,...
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Came Here to Be SeenCame Here to Be Seen, so we shall cause a scene!!! Sleek tortoiseshell rectangular sunglasses that thrive on attention. From dancefloor debuts to sun-soaked chaos, you stay front and center. (NPC who?!) Forget blending in. It was never you, anyway!
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Sunset DreamscapeThis is what surreal dreams are made of. Light yellow rectangular sunglasses with brown-tinted lenses for 5-star views or softly dissociating into the horizon when reality starts feeling optional. No slip, no bounce, all euphoria.
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Lava Lamp OracleTranslucent teal Retro Gs w/ green gradient lenses look smart, even when making questionable choices, e.g. allowing yourself to be guided by the molten wisdom of a vintage lava lamp. Don't trust the hypnotic glow of those sexy, morphing wax blobs!
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Underwater Thunder PlunderBrace for impact because these BFGs are a treasure trove of style and function! Featuring translucent teal frames and green gradient lenses, they’re here to take the spotlight and won’t slip or bounce when you leave everyone else in your wake!
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Guacamole Face MaskTurn heads in these chartreuse Astro Gs with a rose gradient lens. These no-slip, no-bounce shield sunglasses are perfect for crushing workouts, weekend adventures, or looking like a snack anytime of day.
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Lost Highway Desert MirageMusic festivals are all about getting lost metaphorically, physically, and occasionally spiritually. Translucent light blue Luxe Gs featuring rectangular frames and purple reflective lenses that let you lose yourself in style for a sun-soaked escape!
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I Have These on Vinyl, TooRound green sunglasses with sleek polarized lenses and UV400 protection for active hipsters. Vintage-inspired design with a special grip frame that stays put no matter how hard you sway at that indie show. Plus, gradient lenses mask eye-rolls when surrounded by normie sheeple.
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Lives Life in All-CapsWE'RE NOT YELLING, WE'RE LIVING LIFE IN ALL CAPS! IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24/7! WE TOLD OUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN TO POP ON THESE YELLOW ALL-CAPS ASTRO GS, & NOW SHE'S BEEN BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY FOR...
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When the World BlursRemember, speed is an attitude. (Says who?! Says us!!!) Unlock max speed with these black wraparound sport sunglasses and prove your last PR wrong, once and for all. Slip them on, and be the reason action movie scenes exist!
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Ready the Confetti CannonALL occasions are worthy of a confetti cannon. Runner's toe finally healed? Bring on the cannon! Struck out at the big game? Cannon. These hot pink semi-rimless shield sunglasses w/ teal reflective lenses know how to bring the confetti cannon vibes.
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Underwhelming Alien AbductionYou know what’s not underwhelming? These translucent dark teal VRGs with green gradient lenses. Don’t let a mediocre alien abduction ruin your vibe when you can rock shades that make you feel out of this world!!!
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Tends To Get NoticedForget incognito mode, deep green dares to get noticed in these fashionable, oversized flat-top sunglasses with green gradient lenses. Made for movers and shakers (both literal and figurative). No Slip. No Bounce. All Polarized. All Verve.
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Kidnapped by a CyborgSemi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S. Resistance is futile.)
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