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Cue Slow-Mo MontageThe fast lane was invented for sunglasses like these. Blink, and you’ll miss them. Live life on the epic side with mint-green sports wraparounds that demand slow-mo, orchestral montages. And yes, all of them are in ultra-HD. No slip, no bounce, all smooth.
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90s Sedan Style IconThese dark teal OGs featuring green gradient lenses will have you cruisin’ in style. Take these timeless sunnies for a spin & let your appeal go from basic to smooth, 90s-style! Not too flashy, not too subtle, just like a 90s sedan. (Car not...
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Electric Zen MachineTeal Bolt Gs w/ green gradient lenses stay put & look sharp while attempting epic feats of athleticism, e.g. maintaining composure & not squealing in agony after leapfrogging full speed over a fire hydrant & accidentally landing on your padoobies.
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Governed by My Mood RingPut the mood ring down! Don't allow yourself to be misguided by its lies! It's based on temperature, not mood. Negative aura much?! OK, but these translucent teal Pop Gs w/ green gradient lenses? Wear 'em & your outfit will gain like 1000 aura...
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Ask Me About My Escape PlanEscape plans are a necessity of life. Bad date? "Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue! Friend needs help moving? Oops, Grandma died AGAIN. Stupid meeting? That grappling hook you got for Christmas comes in clutch. AND, these sly black Astro Gs won't slip or bounce,...
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Today's Special: My DustStylish white and red wraparound sunglasses best enjoyed at full sprint. Leave slowpokes in your dust. There’s no time to slow down when you’re serving momentum all day. (And to the haters: eat it or starve!!! Muahaha.)
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Stays For The EncoreOnly real ones stay for the encore! Stand out from the crowd with Luxe G, sleek rectangular sunnies. Featuring translucent light green frames and green polarized lenses, they won't slip or bounce as you yell "ONE MORE!!!" at the top of your lungs.
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