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Lava Lamp OracleTranslucent teal Retro Gs w/ green gradient lenses look smart, even when making questionable choices, e.g. allowing yourself to be guided by the molten wisdom of a vintage lava lamp. Don't trust the hypnotic glow of those sexy, morphing wax blobs!
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Kitty Hawkers' Ray BlockersTeal aviator sunglasses that won’t slip or bounce no matter how you fulfill your need for speed. Bike, beast, and breakdance in style while protecting your peepers with polarized lenses with UV400 protection. All the high-performance active sunglasses features– sans the cringe.
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Impromptu Disco NapWho cares if you have a report due at the end of the day? You need to power up so you can go out tonight!!! It's why the disco nap exists. Sweet dreams are made of these translucent gray aviators with soothing orange ocean...
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Moonlight Charging StationWant to harness the power of the moon on your next run? Grab these light blue Mach Gs with purple gradient lenses, charge your tank with a burst of lunar energy, and get ready to blast off and outrun the stars.
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Amelia Earhart Ghosted MeTortoiseshell aviators never looked so fly. These shades are no slip, no bounce, and no abandonment issues. The polarized non-reflective brown lenses and lightweight, snug frame make these shades your new go-to, everyday, wear-everywhere faves.
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Buzzed On The TowerCadet green aviator sunglasses designed to fulfill a (metaphorical) need for speed. Sunnies can’t make you run faster, but the no slip, no bounce frames stay put while you sweat and gradient polarized lenses with UV400 protection keep your peepers safe and your vision...
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Add the Chrome PackageThese black and silver sunglasses are all about the upgrades. Polarized reflective silver lenses with UV400 protection? Yup. No slip, no bounce aviator frames for style and comfort? You bet. Upgrade your face to lavish, indulgent luxury. (Lavish indulgent luxury sold separately.)
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Timeshare on NeptuneVacation like a true Neptunian! (Neptunite?) An escape to this blue, gassy paradise is one pair of shades away! Translucent teal Mach Gs with gradient dark blue lenses made especially for stellar, icy views from the eighth planet from the sun.
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Deja Vu DaydreamDo you ever get that strange feeling that you've been here before?! Don't worry. It's probably just a glitch in the matrix. We swear you've never seen these dark blue square aviators with purple gradient lenses & vintage flair before. (Or have you?)
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It's Octopuses, Not OctopiPurple and green octopus sunglasses for landlocked deep-sea explorers who know the proper plural form of octopus: octopuses. No slip, no bounce frame stays in place even when you sweat, and UV400 protection keeps your eyes safe as you daydream of being under the...
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Margs in First ClassMargs in First Class: fashion-forward gradient sunglasses. These zesty lime aviator frames with green-gray ocean lenses capture the joy of indulgence on a looong summer vacation. Cast your winter coat back to the pits of hell from whence it sprang!
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Operation: BlackoutOperation: Blackout was a major success… at least from what we’re told. No slip, no bounce aviator sunglasses with polarized lenses packed with UV400 protection. High-performance sunglasses have never looked so fly. No Slip. No Bounce. All Polarized. All Fun.
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Purple's Midlife CrisisFrom buying sports cars to experimenting with new hairstyles, the quest for rediscovery has never looked better. Purple’s not just midlife-ing—it's midlife-thriving with these translucent pink Mach Gs featuring rose gradient lenses, and you can, too!
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Clubhouse CloseoutBlack and gray sunglasses for folks who are business on the course and party animals in the clubhouse. No slip, no bounce, gray aviator frames stay put no matter how wild things get, and the polarized black high contrast lenses sharpen ground visibility. (If...
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Cheesy Flight AttendantOrange you glad you found these flight attendant sunglasses?! Our Mach G aviator-style frames complement polarized reflective lenses for a look everyone will dig, especially cheesy flight attendants.
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Carl Is My Co-PilotCarl will be your co-pilot in these pink and teal sunglasses fit for a flamingo. Our Mach G aviator shades are no slip, no bounce, offer full UV400 protection, and will have you feeling the need...the need...for SPEED!!!
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Dirty Martini Time MachineHow many Dirty Martinis does it take before you start seeing time dilation?! With these dark green Retro Gs and their light pink reflective lenses, you might be the first to crack the spacetime continuum with the perfect Dirty Martini in hand!
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Threaten Me With a Good TimeThreaten everyone with a good time with these light pink vintage-inspired square aviator frames with brown, non-reflective lenses. Won't slip or bounce while you hustle at the roller rink like it's 1979. It's like everything is new again.
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Undercover Stunt DoubleThese black square aviators, with their blue non-reflective lenses & retro vibes, will have you nonchalantly sauntering around with the 'tude of a stray hepcat. No one'll be the wiser that you spend your days jumping out of windows & dodging flames.
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Call Me Tarmac DaddySuit up, fly high, and Call Me Tarmac Daddy in these black and orange sunglasses to rule the skies. Our over-the-top aviator style frames will have heads turning, and the refreshed colorway will keep you looking sharp, plus polarized UV400 lenses give ultimate sun...
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