Sidebar

Categories

Availability

Price

$
to
$

Shades for Every Moment!

Featured Products

Hooked on OnyxHooked on Onyx
Hooked on Onyx
All black everything! These BFG black sunglasses will complement your most wild outfit choices and fit any large noggin to boot.
$12.00
$40.00
$12.00
Gardening With A KrakenGardening With A Kraken
Gardening With A Kraken
Think your green thumb is impressive? These purple polarized sunglasses are named after a kraken with 8 green tentacles and the hydroponic garden of your dreams. Unleash your inner and watch your garden grow through these reflective green polarized lenses.
$9.00
$30.00
$9.00
Beelzebub's Bourbon BurpeesBeelzebub's Bourbon Burpees
Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees
Bourbon sunglasses?! What will they think of next? This BFG pair is made for bigger noggins and boasts polarized mirrored lenses with full UV400 protection so you can work out in the sun like the BEAST you are.
$12.00
$40.00
$12.00

SHOP COLLECTIONS Performance Sunglasses

Filter
  • 10
  • 15
  • 20
  • 25
  • 30
  • 50
  • Featured
  • Most relevant
  • Best selling
  • Alphabetically, A-Z
  • Alphabetically, Z-A
  • Price, low to high
  • Price, high to low
  • Date, old to new
  • Date, new to old
Sort

Sort by:

  • Featured
  • Most relevant
  • Best selling
  • Alphabetically, A-Z
  • Alphabetically, Z-A
  • Price, low to high
  • Price, high to low
  • Date, old to new
  • Date, new to old
  • Now That’s a Dinger!Now That’s a Dinger!
    Now That’s a Dinger!
    Now That's a Dinger! is what people will say about YOU when you show up wearing these blue & white sunnies with blue gradient lenses. It's time to face it: you ARE a home run! Custom packaging & trading card featuring Petey "Pop-Up" Poppler...
    $15.00
    $50.00
    $15.00
  • Outruns Own ShadowOutruns Own Shadow
    Outruns Own Shadow
    Be nimble and untouchably cool in these black Bug Gs, featuring non-reflective, anti-fog lenses. Slip on these aerodynamic wraparounds and get ready to vanish in style; even your shadow won’t be able to keep up.
    $10.50
    $35.00
    $10.50
  • Kidnapped by a CyborgKidnapped by a Cyborg
    Kidnapped by a Cyborg
    Semi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S. Resistance is futile.)
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Cue Slow-Mo MontageCue Slow-Mo Montage
    Cue Slow-Mo Montage
    The fast lane was invented for sunglasses like these. Blink, and you’ll miss them. Live life on the epic side with mint-green sports wraparounds that demand slow-mo, orchestral montages. And yes, all of them are in ultra-HD. No slip, no bounce, all smooth.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Lawn Mower Drag RaceLawn Mower Drag Race
    Lawn Mower Drag Race
    Rev up your lawnmower engines and let the turf wars begin!!! These solid green sunglasses feature a fully adjustable nose piece and rose gradient lenses so you can show your neighbors how fast, furious, and ready you are to mow their grass.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Electric Zen MachineElectric Zen Machine
    Electric Zen Machine
    Teal Bolt Gs w/ green gradient lenses stay put & look sharp while attempting epic feats of athleticism, e.g. maintaining composure & not squealing in agony after leapfrogging full speed over a fire hydrant & accidentally landing on your padoobies.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Dante's Shin Splint InfernoDante's Shin Splint Inferno
    Dante's Shin Splint Inferno
    Residents of Dante's fiery inferno are doomed to suffer shin splints that burn like hell for all eternity. Don't worry, though. These red shield, half-rim frames w/ rose reflective lenses won't slip or bounce no matter how schweddy it is there.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Cleared for TakeoffCleared for Takeoff
    Cleared for Takeoff
    Take flight with these clear, translucent wrap-around shades with black non-reflective lenses. These all-star beasties offer high-performance on the track, the field, and the court thanks to their no slip, no bounce properties & aerodynamic frame.
    $10.50
    $35.00
    $10.50
  • Fresh Pulls OnlyFresh Pulls Only
    Fresh Pulls Only
    No repeats or dupes...we want Fresh Pulls Only! In these limited-edition yellow & green shades with yellow green reflective lenses, you'll look like a certified one of one. Custom packaging & trading card featuring Maxine "Max" Strawson included.
    $15.00
    $50.00
    $15.00
  • Ask Me About My Escape PlanAsk Me About My Escape Plan
    Ask Me About My Escape Plan
    Escape plans are a necessity of life. Bad date? "Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue! Friend needs help moving? Oops, Grandma died AGAIN. Stupid meeting? That grappling hook you got for Christmas comes in clutch. AND, these sly black Astro Gs won't slip or bounce,...
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Today's Special: My DustToday's Special: My Dust
    Today's Special: My Dust
    Stylish white and red wraparound sunglasses best enjoyed at full sprint. Leave slowpokes in your dust. There’s no time to slow down when you’re serving momentum all day. (And to the haters: eat it or starve!!! Muahaha.)
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Bunny Slope DropoutBunny Slope Dropout
    Bunny Slope Dropout
    Whether you're an expert-level shredder or a beginning bomber, these pink snow goggles you covered. Anti-fog magnetic lenses you can swap for high or low light conditions, plus they're adjustable to fit over your helmet (safety first, snow bunnies!!!)
    $22.50
    $75.00
    $22.50
  • Stealth Mode SupremeStealth Mode Supreme
    Stealth Mode Supreme
    These sleek black cat-eye Cheetah G shades with black gradient lenses look killer while you sprint to grab bagels or slink through a sample sale, stealthily snatching designer goods out from under your fellow shoppers like a savage jungle predator.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Swamp Monster's Mud RunSwamp Monster's Mud Run
    Swamp Monster's Mud Run
    It’s a mud-slinging, muck-stomping, monster-chasing race to the finish line with these brown Bug Gs. Featuring amber gradient and anti-fog lenses, they’ll cut through the chaos. You might end up filthy, but at least you’ll look good doing it.
    $10.50
    $35.00
    $10.50
  • Zoomies in BlushZoomies in Blush
    Zoomies in Blush
    Look ferociously fashionable while you burst into spontaneous sprints, spin around, chase your tail, & roar down your office hallways! They can't fire ya if they can't catch ya! Sleek pink cat-eye Cheetah G frames w/ pink champagne reflective lenses.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50

Recently Viewed Products