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Ask Me About My Escape PlanEscape plans are a necessity of life. Bad date? "Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue! Friend needs help moving? Oops, Grandma died AGAIN. Stupid meeting? That grappling hook you got for Christmas comes in clutch. AND, these sly black Astro Gs won't slip or bounce,...
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Human Energy DrinkAll powered by energy drinks and bad decisions, we present to you these lightweight no-slip purple sunglasses for horsepower that could make a race car look slow AF. Best part? No sugar crashes. Get pure power, style, and bravado.
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Cosmic Glitterati After PartyNeed oversized square sunglasses to complete your festival fit? These taupe translucent Amp G frames with brown gradient lenses are made for music, mayhem & non-stop style. No slip while you dance or wander around aimlessly looking for your friends.
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For the LandGuardiansâ„¢ on the field. Pride in the stands. We are CLE! These officially licensed MLBâ„¢ shades are built for every pitch, every rally, and every WIN. Wear them anywhere in the Land. Includes custom packaging.
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Rookie Card EnergyScore a 10 with Rookie Card Energy! Top words used to describe your rookie season in these red & gray shades with burnt orange reflective lenses? Perfect. Pristine. Flawless. Custom packaging & trading card featuring Jiro "Tiger" Takahashi included.
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Today's Special: My DustStylish white and red wraparound sunglasses best enjoyed at full sprint. Leave slowpokes in your dust. There’s no time to slow down when you’re serving momentum all day. (And to the haters: eat it or starve!!! Muahaha.)
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Lives Life in All-CapsWE'RE NOT YELLING, WE'RE LIVING LIFE IN ALL CAPS! IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24/7! WE TOLD OUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN TO POP ON THESE YELLOW ALL-CAPS ASTRO GS, & NOW SHE'S BEEN BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY FOR...
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All For CITYSt. Louis City SC, your day has come. These blue and red sunglasses with blue reflective lenses rep the Lou to the fullest. We're 99% sure your club could defend their net even if it were as big as the Gateway Arch. Includes stylish...
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Win One for the CowboyWhether you’re cheering in the stands or tailgating in the Big A™ parking lot, look game-day ready in these officially licensed MLB™ shades. Now, let's light that baby up and Win One for the Cowboy!
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Defend the FortRock your pride for the New England Revolution in red and navy sunglasses with black, non-reflective lenses. Bonus: they'll avoid eye contact with anyone who wants to talk about snowmageddon. Comes with Major League Soccer packaging so cool we traveled back in time to...
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Fly the Wâ„¢Rep the North Side in these official MLBâ„¢ licensed shades perfect for spending epic days at Wrigley Fieldâ„¢, noshing Chicago dogs, and belting out "Go Cubsâ„¢, Go!" For those who proudly Fly the Wâ„¢ after every win. Includes custom packaging.
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Courage CountryRep your Courage in style with these limited-edition sunglasses. Featuring Atlantic blue frames and rose gradient lenses, they’re designed to show off your unwavering support and survive those victory leaps and scream-’til-you're-hoarse celebrations!!!
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Soft LandingLike an adorable tropical pink & yellow sleeping bag for your shades, our Soft Landing case keeps your fave pair of sunnies safe & secure. There's no excuse for throwing 'em in a catchall with your keys by the front door anymore, ya filthy...
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The Truth About HoundstoothThe pattern is called "houndstooth" because it resembles the jagged teeth of a dog. There you have it, The Truth About Houndstooth. If they ever make a TV movie about it, these vibrant Pop Gs with burnt orange reflective lenses would be the star.
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Your Rules Make Me LaughThese purple houndstooth print Pop Gs with purple gradient lenses defy the laws of fashion. Why, they practically spit on stupid, antiquated ideas like "denim on denim is a no-no." Uh, excuse us, have you SEEN a Canadian tuxedo before?! *Chefs kiss*
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GNARLIEST CASE SCENARIOWrap sunglasses give extra coverage and protection, so why not give them the same?! This Gnarliest Case Scenario hard sunglasses case is zipper-enclosed with a super soft inside lining to keep you (and your sunnies) covered. As an added bonus, this stylish teal and...
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My Resume Is ScentedFashionable peeps know a scented resume helps you stand out in a stack of candidates. Duh. (If only we could figure out how to transmit smells online.) Bet the resume for these pink & red houndstooth Pop Gs w/ rose gradient lenses reeks of...
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Roll With ItTrouble deciding which pair of shades to wear? No worries! Our Roll With It case gives you the freedom to tote multiple pairs with you wherever you go! Featuring a vibrant pink and blue tropical design, this firm case holds four pairs of sunnies.*Doesn't...
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I'd Mildew YouLimited, textured green-tile sunnies w/ dark green gradient lenses that are more exciting than an all-original mid-century bathroom. What insidious soap-scum secrets lurk deep within those grout lines? You'd scour this bathroom SO hard.
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Cotinga Casting CallFuzzy turquoise & wine shades w/ rose reflective lenses inspired by the Cotinga! Custom packaging can be used as a bird feeder, so you can peep our feathered friends to your heart's content. Passerine by for a limited time!(*Birdseed not included.)
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