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Hooked on OnyxHooked on Onyx
Hooked on Onyx
All black everything! These BFG black sunglasses will complement your most wild outfit choices and fit any large noggin to boot.
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Gardening With A KrakenGardening With A Kraken
Gardening With A Kraken
Think your green thumb is impressive? These purple polarized sunglasses are named after a kraken with 8 green tentacles and the hydroponic garden of your dreams. Unleash your inner and watch your garden grow through these reflective green polarized lenses.
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Beelzebub's Bourbon BurpeesBeelzebub's Bourbon Burpees
Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees
Bourbon sunglasses?! What will they think of next? This BFG pair is made for bigger noggins and boasts polarized mirrored lenses with full UV400 protection so you can work out in the sun like the BEAST you are.
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  • Gardening With A KrakenGardening With A Kraken
    Gardening With A Kraken
    Think your green thumb is impressive? These purple polarized sunglasses are named after a kraken with 8 green tentacles and the hydroponic garden of your dreams. Unleash your inner and watch your garden grow through these reflective green polarized lenses.
    $9.00
    $30.00
    $9.00
  • Nine Dollar Pour OverNine Dollar Pour Over
    Nine Dollar Pour Over
    These classic tortoiseshell round hipster sunglasses could be yours for the low price of only 3.5 overpriced coffees. Great for athletes who get down with ironic indie sleaze, these versatile and effortlessly hip shades are all style and no drama. No Slip. No Bounce....
    $9.00
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    $9.00
  • Phoenix At A Bloody Mary BarPhoenix At A Bloody Mary Bar
    Phoenix At A Bloody Mary Bar
    Heard of red rose sunglasses? These are phoenix-getting-lit-after-her-4th-bloody-mary red sunglasses. Same color, waaay better story. Active sunglasses that won’t slip or bounce no matter how hot things get, and the polarized lenses with UV400 protect you from the glow.
    $9.00
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  • Tentacle Tag ChampionTentacle Tag Champion
    Tentacle Tag Champion
    TAG, you're IT in these purple shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & light pink reflective lenses. Channel your inner cephalopod's athletic abilities in these baddies. (Get real, does having eight arms give you an unfair advantage when playing tag?)
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Amelia Earhart Ghosted MeAmelia Earhart Ghosted Me
    Amelia Earhart Ghosted Me
    Tortoiseshell aviators never looked so fly. These shades are no slip, no bounce, and no abandonment issues. The polarized non-reflective brown lenses and lightweight, snug frame make these shades your new go-to, everyday, wear-everywhere faves.
    $12.00
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    $12.00
  • Entourage Sold SeparatelyEntourage Sold Separately
    Entourage Sold Separately
    Putting on these translucent hot pink frames with teal reflective lenses may result in delusions of grandeur. (Hey, WE'VE always thought you were a VIP. It's just that the rest of the world doesn't know it...YET.) Entourage sold separately.
    $10.50
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    $10.50
  • The Jungle Is My GymThe Jungle Is My Gym
    The Jungle Is My Gym
    Green shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & amber gradient lenses shield you from light above while giving you better visibility of your feet. Won't slip or bounce while you deadlift fallen palm trees or wrassle a gorilla for the last coconut water.
    $13.50
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  • Keeping a High ProfileKeeping a High Profile
    Keeping a High Profile
    Show everyone your personal style reigns supreme in these fashionable, oversized, dark purple flat-top sunglasses with deep purple gradient lenses. They're serving fabulous, and we're here for it.
    $10.50
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  • Kidnapped by a CyborgKidnapped by a Cyborg
    Kidnapped by a Cyborg
    Semi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S. Resistance is futile.)
    $13.50
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  • Bosley's Basset Hound DreamsBosley's Basset Hound Dreams
    Bosley's Basset Hound Dreams
    Tortoiseshell sunglasses? More like houndshell shades. These sunnies were named in honor of Bosley, king of the basset hounds. So every time you wear these no slip, no bounce brown frames with non-reflective polarized brown lenses, you’ll be in the presence of royalty.
    $9.00
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    $9.00
  • Buzzed On The TowerBuzzed On The Tower
    Buzzed On The Tower
    Cadet green aviator sunglasses designed to fulfill a (metaphorical) need for speed. Sunnies can’t make you run faster, but the no slip, no bounce frames stay put while you sweat and gradient polarized lenses with UV400 protection keep your peepers safe and your vision...
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    $12.00
  • Add the Chrome PackageAdd the Chrome Package
    Add the Chrome Package
    These black and silver sunglasses are all about the upgrades. Polarized reflective silver lenses with UV400 protection? Yup. No slip, no bounce aviator frames for style and comfort? You bet. Upgrade your face to lavish, indulgent luxury. (Lavish indulgent luxury sold separately.)
    $12.00
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    $12.00
  • From Zero to BlitzedFrom Zero to Blitzed
    From Zero to Blitzed
    We stuck our fan favorite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future. We got Zero to Blitzed, these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from...
    $12.00
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    $12.00
  • Mick And Keith's Midnight RambleMick And Keith's Midnight Ramble
    Mick And Keith's Midnight Ramble
    These black and blue sunglasses offer the best of both worlds: sleek black frames with a pop of color. A special grip coating prevents slipping and bouncing, making them ideal for running, golfing, frolfing, cartwheeling, and other sweaty activities. The ultimate duo: business in...
    $9.00
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  • Colossal Squid ConfessionsColossal Squid Confessions
    Colossal Squid Confessions
    Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're...
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  • Deja Vu DaydreamDeja Vu Daydream
    Deja Vu Daydream
    Do you ever get that strange feeling that you've been here before?! Don't worry. It's probably just a glitch in the matrix. We swear you've never seen these dark blue square aviators with purple gradient lenses & vintage flair before. (Or have you?)
    $9.00
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    $9.00
  • Grass Stain Hall of FameGrass Stain Hall of Fame
    Grass Stain Hall of Fame
    If you didn't get grass stains on your pants, did you even play, bro?! These aerodynamic, green wrap-around sunglasses with amber reflective lenses won't slip or bounce while you slide into home base (or the grass stain hall of fame).
    $10.50
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    $10.50
  • The Future is VoidThe Future is Void
    The Future is Void
    Fear the future? Face it head-on with these futuristic sunglasses. These polarized single-lens black shades have a sleek timeless style that future-you won’t shut TF about. As an added bonus, the frames won’t slip or bounce when you sweat, and the lenses offer UV400...
    $12.00
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  • Just Knock It On!Just Knock It On!
    Just Knock It On!
    Wide-fit wood grain sunglasses for your superior melon. Because you know what they say about big heads… (big sunglasses) No Slip. No Bounce.
    $12.00
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    $12.00
  • Sunbathing With WizardsSunbathing With Wizards
    Sunbathing With Wizards
    These high-performance blue and gold sunglasses were rigorously tested against the glare of pale, disrobed wizard limbs seeing sunlight for the first time this century. Where others shattered, these no slip, no bounce polarized sunglasses kept their cool with UV400 protection.
    $9.00
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    $9.00

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