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Hooked on OnyxHooked on Onyx
Hooked on Onyx
All black everything! These BFG black sunglasses will complement your most wild outfit choices and fit any large noggin to boot.
$12.00
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$12.00
Gardening With A KrakenGardening With A Kraken
Gardening With A Kraken
Think your green thumb is impressive? These purple polarized sunglasses are named after a kraken with 8 green tentacles and the hydroponic garden of your dreams. Unleash your inner and watch your garden grow through these reflective green polarized lenses.
$9.00
$30.00
$9.00
Beelzebub's Bourbon BurpeesBeelzebub's Bourbon Burpees
Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees
Bourbon sunglasses?! What will they think of next? This BFG pair is made for bigger noggins and boasts polarized mirrored lenses with full UV400 protection so you can work out in the sun like the BEAST you are.
$12.00
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$12.00

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  • Certified Pet PsychicCertified Pet Psychic
    Certified Pet Psychic
    Certified Pet Psychic brings big, confident energy to brown tortoiseshell Grand G frames with brown non-reflective lenses. Whether you’ve got a bigger noggin or a major sense of style, these big, bold shades radiate effortless style. No slip, no bounce, all confidence. Perfect for...
    $10.50
    $35.00
    $10.50
  • When the World BlursWhen the World Blurs
    When the World Blurs
    Remember, speed is an attitude. (Says who?! Says us!!!) Unlock max speed with these black wraparound sport sunglasses and prove your last PR wrong, once and for all. Slip them on, and be the reason action movie scenes exist!
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Electric Zen MachineElectric Zen Machine
    Electric Zen Machine
    Teal Bolt Gs w/ green gradient lenses stay put & look sharp while attempting epic feats of athleticism, e.g. maintaining composure & not squealing in agony after leapfrogging full speed over a fire hydrant & accidentally landing on your padoobies.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Ask Me About My Escape PlanAsk Me About My Escape Plan
    Ask Me About My Escape Plan
    Escape plans are a necessity of life. Bad date? "Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue! Friend needs help moving? Oops, Grandma died AGAIN. Stupid meeting? That grappling hook you got for Christmas comes in clutch. AND, these sly black Astro Gs won't slip or bounce,...
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Human Energy DrinkHuman Energy Drink
    Human Energy Drink
    All powered by energy drinks and bad decisions, we present to you these lightweight no-slip purple sunglasses for horsepower that could make a race car look slow AF. Best part? No sugar crashes. Get pure power, style, and bravado.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Rookie Card EnergyRookie Card Energy
    Rookie Card Energy
    Score a 10 with Rookie Card Energy! Top words used to describe your rookie season in these red & gray shades with burnt orange reflective lenses? Perfect. Pristine. Flawless. Custom packaging & trading card featuring Jiro "Tiger" Takahashi included.
    $15.00
    $50.00
    $15.00
  • Today's Special: My DustToday's Special: My Dust
    Today's Special: My Dust
    Stylish white and red wraparound sunglasses best enjoyed at full sprint. Leave slowpokes in your dust. There’s no time to slow down when you’re serving momentum all day. (And to the haters: eat it or starve!!! Muahaha.)
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Lives Life in All-CapsLives Life in All-Caps
    Lives Life in All-Caps
    WE'RE NOT YELLING, WE'RE LIVING LIFE IN ALL CAPS! IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24/7! WE TOLD OUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN TO POP ON THESE YELLOW ALL-CAPS ASTRO GS, & NOW SHE'S BEEN BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY FOR...
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • In My Cosmic EraIn My Cosmic Era
    In My Cosmic Era
    Explore the final frontier of fashion with In My Cosmic Era Moon Gs, stylish space-age sunnies with endless style. These shades have black non-reflective lenses and black frames that won’t slip or bounce– even at warp speed. (Fine, we didn’t test that, but you...
    $10.50
    $35.00
    $10.50
  • Bunny Slope DropoutBunny Slope Dropout
    Bunny Slope Dropout
    Whether you're an expert-level shredder or a beginning bomber, these pink snow goggles you covered. Anti-fog magnetic lenses you can swap for high or low light conditions, plus they're adjustable to fit over your helmet (safety first, snow bunnies!!!)
    $22.50
    $75.00
    $22.50
  • Best Dystopia EverBest Dystopia Ever
    Best Dystopia Ever
    In a nod to the future, these blue and purple sunglasses will teleport you to the enchanted rave of your dreams where you will dance until you are crystallized forever in a glittering dystopian paradise!!! VRGs with mirrored reflective lenses...the future is NOW.
    $12.00
    $40.00
    $12.00
  • I'm Wearing Burgundy?I'm Wearing Burgundy?
    I'm Wearing Burgundy?
    These round burgundy sunglasses are waaay cooler than maroon sunnies. The no slip, no bounce frame stays put when you get sweaty biking, running, golfing, or vigorously explaining burgundy’s clear superiority. Polarized lenses have UV400 protection to protect your peepers.
    $9.00
    $30.00
    $9.00
  • Going to Valhalla...Witness!Going to Valhalla...Witness!
    Going to Valhalla...Witness!
    These legendary gray and chrome sunnies might not literally transport you to a Norse warrior paradise, but they’ll look and feel heavenly. No slip, no bounce frames with a snug, comfortable fit, and polarized chrome lenses with UV400 protection will keep your peepers safe...
    $9.00
    $30.00
    $9.00
  • Impromptu Disco NapImpromptu Disco Nap
    Impromptu Disco Nap
    Who cares if you have a report due at the end of the day? You need to power up so you can go out tonight!!! It's why the disco nap exists. Sweet dreams are made of these translucent gray aviators with soothing orange ocean...
    $9.00
    $30.00
    $9.00
  • Lifties' DelightLifties' Delight
    Lifties' Delight
    Snow Gs on, clear vision, no doubt. When the powder starts to fly, that’s what it’s all about. Dark purple goggles, pink reflective lens, our style's on point, and always on trend. Goggles so snug, they fit just right. Ready to carve, we're taking flight!
    $22.50
    $75.00
    $22.50
  • All Shrimp CleanseAll Shrimp Cleanse
    All Shrimp Cleanse
    These translucent pink sunglasses feature a half-rim frame, a fully adjustable nose piece, and pink reflective polarized lenses that will keep your face lookin’ fresh!!! Mud masks and exfoliation? Nah, we'll stick to The All Shrimp Cleanse.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?
    Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?
    Got a big noggin and a huge flair for style? Enjoy wide-fit luxury with these big pink sunglasses made for honkin’ heads with style to spare. Polarized lenses with UV400 protection keep your peepers safe and a special grip coating stops slippage or bouncing...
    $12.00
    $40.00
    $12.00
  • Swedish Meatball HangoverSwedish Meatball Hangover
    Swedish Meatball Hangover
    Do these yellow and blue sunglasses with blue reflective lenses come standard with free Swedish meatballs? Tragically, no–but they do make the blinding sun bearable during tomorrow's inevitable meatball hangover. Full UV400 protection and polarized lenses. Hurrah!!!
    $9.00
    $30.00
    $9.00
  • Silverback Squat MobilitySilverback Squat Mobility
    Silverback Squat Mobility
    Dig silverback gorillas? Try these silverback sunglasses. Perfect for beasting, running, or golfing, these sleek gray active sunglasses won’t slip or bounce no matter how sweaty you get. Plus, the stylish polarized green lenses will protect your peepers with UV400 protection.
    $9.00
    $30.00
    $9.00
  • Once in a Pink MoonOnce in a Pink Moon
    Once in a Pink Moon
    Once in a Pink Moon sunnies are a rare cosmic masterpiece, blending retro-futurist glam with hot pink translucent cat-eye frames and dazzling blue reflective lenses. Designed to never slip or bounce, they stay effortlessly in place whether you're sipping champagne under the stars or...
    $10.50
    $35.00
    $10.50

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